• It’s Joke Time!

    May 28, 2009 // 7 Comments »

    Usapan ng dalawang mayabang…
    Tomas: Ang galing ng aso ko! Tuwing umaga, dala niya ang dyaryo sa akin.
    Diego: Alam ko.
    Tomas: Ha? Paano mo nalaman?
    Diego: Ikinukuwento sa akin ng aso ko.
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    Text Jokes #3

    February 26, 2009 // 2 Comments »

    These are just a few of the Bisaya  and Tagalog Text Jokes that I received on my cellphone from my friends… Have fun reading…. :)

    Bisaya Text Jokes:

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    Text Jokes #2

    December 13, 2008 // 2 Comments »

    “Hindi ko pa naranasan magmahal kahit minsan…” -Fishball (P.50 pa rin)

    “No matter how strong WE HOLD ON, still there comes a time that suddenly WE FALL… -Butiki (nag-emote)

    May 3 guys na nagkasala sa kanilang tribo.
    Lider: magdala kayo ng 10 prutas na magkakapareho.
    Unang dumating c Juan na may dalang 10 santol,
    Lider: Ipasok sa kanilang puwet at kung sino ang umaray o tumawa, Patayin.
    Unang Santol pa lang, umaray na si Juan, Patay! Sumunod si Pedro na may dalang 10 ubas. Kung kelan pangsampu na, saka pa tumawa. Patay!
    Nagkita si Juan at Pedro sa langit.
    Juan: Ligtas ka na sana sa pangsampu, bakit ka pa tumawa?
    Pedro: Kasi nakita ko si berto, may dalanag 10 Durian!

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