• Text Jokes #3

    February 26, 2009 // 2 Comments »

    These are just a few of the Bisaya  and Tagalog Text Jokes that I received on my cellphone from my friends… Have fun reading…. :)

    Bisaya Text Jokes:

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    Text Jokes #2

    December 13, 2008 // 2 Comments »

    “Hindi ko pa naranasan magmahal kahit minsan…” -Fishball (P.50 pa rin)

    “No matter how strong WE HOLD ON, still there comes a time that suddenly WE FALL… -Butiki (nag-emote)

    May 3 guys na nagkasala sa kanilang tribo.
    Lider: magdala kayo ng 10 prutas na magkakapareho.
    Unang dumating c Juan na may dalang 10 santol,
    Lider: Ipasok sa kanilang puwet at kung sino ang umaray o tumawa, Patayin.
    Unang Santol pa lang, umaray na si Juan, Patay! Sumunod si Pedro na may dalang 10 ubas. Kung kelan pangsampu na, saka pa tumawa. Patay!
    Nagkita si Juan at Pedro sa langit.
    Juan: Ligtas ka na sana sa pangsampu, bakit ka pa tumawa?
    Pedro: Kasi nakita ko si berto, may dalanag 10 Durian!

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    Text Jokes

    October 14, 2008 // 5 Comments »

    These are some of the funny text / SMS I’ve received, some are old but still it made me laugh out loud… some are corny but would still make a smile on your face… some are green jokes, hahahaha…

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