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Text Jokes #2

December 13, 2008

“Hindi ko pa naranasan magmahal kahit minsan…” -Fishball (P.50 pa rin)

“No matter how strong WE HOLD ON, still there comes a time that suddenly WE FALL… -Butiki (nag-emote)

May 3 guys na nagkasala sa kanilang tribo.
Lider: magdala kayo ng 10 prutas na magkakapareho.
Unang dumating c Juan na may dalang 10 santol,
Lider: Ipasok sa kanilang puwet at kung sino ang umaray o tumawa, Patayin.
Unang Santol pa lang, umaray na si Juan, Patay! Sumunod si Pedro na may dalang 10 ubas. Kung kelan pangsampu na, saka pa tumawa. Patay!
Nagkita si Juan at Pedro sa langit.
Juan: Ligtas ka na sana sa pangsampu, bakit ka pa tumawa?
Pedro: Kasi nakita ko si berto, may dalanag 10 Durian!

A father was trying to teach his son about the evils of alcohol.
He placed one worm in a glass of water and another, in a glass of whiskey.
The worm in the water lived, while the one in the whiskey curled up and died.
Father: Alright son, what have you learned from the show?
Son: Well dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol hindi ka magkakabulate.

Pedro: Ang tapang talaga ni Paeng! Biro mo, tumalon sa eroplano ng walang Parachute!
Juan: Ohh, totoo? Saan mo naman nabalitaan?
Pedro: Sa burol nya!
Alamat sa Batang lami hapakon:
Bata: Ayo! Mupalit ko!
Tindera: Unsa man?
Bata: Naa moy skats tape nga tag piso?
Tindera: Naa!
Bata: Tag pila man?

Adik: Doc, grabe yung panaginip ko gabi-gabi. Kasi lagi raw ako nanonood nang basketball.
Doc: Sige, halika may gamot ako diyan.
Adik: Huwag muna doc. Championship game na mamaya eh…

Teacher: Juan, give me a color that starts with letter “M” except maroon.
Juan: Hmmmmm… Maitim! Madilaw! Mamink-mink! Mukhang berde! Medyo asul!
Teacher: Gago!

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