Usapan ng dalawang mayabang…
Tomas: Ang galing ng aso ko! Tuwing umaga, dala niya ang dyaryo sa akin.
Diego: Alam ko.
Tomas: Ha? Paano mo nalaman?
Diego: Ikinukuwento sa akin ng aso ko.
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These are just a few of the Bisaya and Tagalog Text Jokes that I received on my cellphone from my friends… Have fun reading…. ![]()
Bisaya Text Jokes:
“Hindi ko pa naranasan magmahal kahit minsan…” -Fishball (P.50 pa rin)
“No matter how strong WE HOLD ON, still there comes a time that suddenly WE FALL… -Butiki (nag-emote)
May 3 guys na nagkasala sa kanilang tribo.
Lider: magdala kayo ng 10 prutas na magkakapareho.
Unang dumating c Juan na may dalang 10 santol,
Lider: Ipasok sa kanilang puwet at kung sino ang umaray o tumawa, Patayin.
Unang Santol pa lang, umaray na si Juan, Patay! Sumunod si Pedro na may dalang 10 ubas. Kung kelan pangsampu na, saka pa tumawa. Patay!
Nagkita si Juan at Pedro sa langit.
Juan: Ligtas ka na sana sa pangsampu, bakit ka pa tumawa?
Pedro: Kasi nakita ko si berto, may dalanag 10 Durian!
I have found a website where you can send free text messages to any networks here in the Philippines. Yeah, Free again, all you have to do is go to Katext, register for an account if you don’t have one yet and after that you’re ready to go! LOL. I have already tried texting there and it works.
Katext is like a social networking site too, where you can upload photos, personal blogs, real-time chat and even groups with their own discussion areas plus you’ll be able to send FREE text messages online. Cool right? By the way, you can add me as a friend there, meiyah is my username or you can view my Katext Profile.
Katext.info will be having their Christmas Party tonight at Avenetto Pizzaria in SM Mall of Asia, too bad I can’t be there… Members can avail free pizza, wow… But I just can’t go hahaha…
This photo was taken during our GenSan Tour, 2nd day of the 2nd Mindanao Blogging Summit I hurriedly grab my mobile phone to capture this driver on the act of Texting while driving! Tsk… Tsk… Tsk… I am glad nothing bad happened to us though…
Texting + Driving = DANGER!
These are some of the funny text / SMS I’ve received, some are old but still it made me laugh out loud… some are corny but would still make a smile on your face… some are green jokes, hahahaha…
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